AssTrapper.com was created to help futher the cause of Crapper* Paranoia!
Definition “Crapper Paranoia”
An emotional disorder characterized by systematized delusions and the projection of personal conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed hostility of “Creatures In The Crapper.”
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*Also known as: Ass Gasket – Big White Telephone – Bog Roll – Can – Commode – John – Loo – The Oval Office – Throne – Toilet